Quotes & Messages

Quotes, SMS, Poems, Jokes

Famous Quotes

  • A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • One of the most important elements in teaching, conducting, and performing, all three, is listening.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Once you've established where you are, you go to the character and elaborate on expressions and action.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Don't let your sins turn into bad habits.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • A truth that disheartens because it is true is of more value than the most stimulating of falsehoods.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Sin is basically a denial of God's right of possession.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • You read a script and its based on 'Reservoir Dogs' and 'Pulp Fiction', and it goes right in the bin.
    filed under Movies Quotes 
  • Of thousands of others, nearer the centre of the explosion, there was no trace. They vanished. The theory in Hiroshima is that the atomic heat was so great that they burned instantly to ashes - except that there were no ashes.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Perhaps they were right in putting love into books... Perhaps it could not live anywhere else.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Religion is a temper, not a pursuit.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 

Famous Messages

  • Childrn use their thumb to suck, illetrate use their thumb as signature, but monkey uses their thumb to read SMS! Now dont change ur finger!
    filed under Insult Sms 
  • When God opened the door of heaven,He saw me & asked what is ur wish 4 2day I said lord plz take care of the1 reading this message...
    filed under Caring Sms 
  • Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if ever I have to Let you go???... I would Find a million reason to make u stay!!!
    filed under Friendship Sms 
  • You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
    filed under Romantic Sms 
  • Makar Sankranti is one of the most auspicious days for the Hindus and is celebrated in almost all parts of India in myriad cultural forms, with great devotion. Millions of people take a dip in places like Ganga Sagar (point where the river Ganga meets the Bay of Bengal) and Prayag and pray to the Sun God (Surya). It is celebrated with pomp in southern parts of India as Pongal, and in Punjab as Lohri and Maghi...
    filed under Sankranti Sms 
  • Savera kya hua, Sitaron ko bhool gaye, suraj kya aya, chand ko bhool gye. Gujre kya pal hamare SMS ke bina, aap hume SMS karna bhool gye.... Good Morning dost
    filed under Good Morning Sms 
  • Ques : Why do Couples hold hands on Wedding Day? Ans : Just for Formality, like 2 Boxers shaking hands before Fight!!
    filed under Jokes Sms 
    filed under Romantic Sms 
  • Najanay Abb Kyoon Dil Ko Bhula Rakha Hai.... "Teri Yaad Ney Meray Dil Ko Saja Rakha Hai Teray Piyaar Main Sab Ko Bhula Rakha Hai Kuch Acha Nahin Lagta Teri Judai Key Baad Ek Teri Yaad Ko Sinay Sey Laga Rakha Hai Tera Milna To Abb Aik Khawab Hi Lagta Hai Najanay Abb Kyoon Dil Ko Bhula Rakha Hai Sab Kuch Lut Gaya Hamara Terey Piyaar Main Teri Yaad Ko Palkoon Main Chupa Rakha Hai Muqadar Sey Miltay Hain Bichar Key Warna Ajj Bhi Tera Naam Dil Main Saja Rakha Hai Najanay Koi Nahin Basta Teray Siva An...
    filed under Hindi Sms 
  • Woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY hote hai KYA! kitna ganda sochte ho......... I am talking about AFRICA sudhar jao.
    filed under Flirt Sms 

Famous Poems

Famous Jokes

  • Un individuo burl�n y majadero llega a la iglesia; se dirige al bondadoso y anciano sacerdote y, con tono de reto, dice:

    "Lo que afirma el G�nesis es una vil mentira, padre. No pretender� usted que yo crea que todos los hombres del mundo somos hijos de Eva".

    "Naturalmente que no, hijo m�o. Y tienes raz�n: la historia que narra el G�nesis esta incompleta. Lo que realmente sucedi� es que el Se�or, antes de hacer a Eva, hizo a otra mujer. Pero el barro con el que la...

    filed under Other Jokes 
  • "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

    filed under Travel / Vacation Jokes 
  • yo mama so fat when she jumped off the diving board everyone screamed "ECLIPSE".

    filed under Yo Mama Jokes 
  • Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

    filed under One Liners Jokes 
  • It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom:
    "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so
    that we may begin plowing."
    Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred
    students who went to move 26 cars please return to class."

    filed under School Jokes 
  • you look just like your momma but your momma but ses ugly.

    filed under Bar & Drinking Jokes 
  • A cat dies and goes to heaven.

    God meets him at the gate and says, 'You have been a good cat all these years.
    You can have anything you desire, all you have to do is ask.'

    Well,' said the cat, 'I lived all my life on a farm and had to sleep on
    hardwood floors.'

    'Say no more,' says God and instantly a fluffy pillow appear.

    A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to
    heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same off...

    filed under Other Jokes 
  • Q: What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic?
    A: Only 200 women went down on the Titanic.

    filed under Bill Clinton Jokes 
  • Lighthouse: A tall building on the seashore in which the government
    maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.

    filed under Politics Jokes 
  • Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray.The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house

    filed under Rednecks Jokes