Quotes & Messages

Quotes, SMS, Poems, Jokes

Famous Quotes

  • I believe in businesses where you engage in creative thinking, and where you form some of your deepest relationships. If it isn't about the production of the human spirit, we are in big trouble.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • We do not celebrate the death of our enemies.
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  • Groups are corporations now. They have pension plans. Musicians have saw the daylight.
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  • Being married gives one one's position like nothing else can.
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  • He who asks of life nothing but the improvement of his own nature... is less liable than anyone else to miss and waste life.
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  • One of the elements in the film that really fascinated me was not to look at the world in bi-polar terms of us vs them or east vs west, which was a by-product of the Cold War.
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  • I wanted to learn how to paint rather than just doing black-and-white work.
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  • It seems the most logical thing in the world to believe that the natural resources of the Earth, upon which the race depends for food, clothing and shelter, should be owned collectively by the race instead of being the private property of a few social parasites.
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  • And my dad, you're a great actor but you're a better father.
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  • Forcible ways make not an end of evil, but leave hatred and malice behind them.

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Famous Messages

  • Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light. He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. ôWhat for did you put that match in your vest pocket?ö asked the another man. Santa replied, ôThats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.ö ;->
    filed under Sardarji Sms 
  • Sardar Ji Ki Behan Ko Daku Utha Kar Le Gaya !!! Sab Ne Sardar Se Kaha Daku Boara Khatarnak He Khali Hath Mat Jana Sardar Jate Hoye 2 Kilo Aaam Le Jata Hy ;->
    filed under Hindi Sms 
  • munsif: kya drany ka injam kushgawar tha? ha har shaks tha kay katam howa...
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  • As we grow older 2gether, As we continue 2 change with age, There is 1 thing that will never change...I will always keep falling in luv with you. Phomolo
    filed under Romantic Sms 
  • the major code words r police>15 love>143 fraad>420 muslim>786 cigrrate>555 beer>5000 mobilink>300 james bond>007 aur Mr world>03007908760 apna no likh saktey hain Contributed...
    filed under Cute Sms 
  • I sent my cares 2 the wind and ask the wind 2 pass them 2 u,when u feel the wind blowing against ur face thats me saying take care of urself..
    filed under Friendship Sms 
  • Sadhu: Bachay teri biwi ko churail chimar gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao. Banta: Upaye ? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai ?
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  • Even though I am far away from you, out of India, I can feel the colours of Holi celebrations. I wish you all a colourful Holi. I wish Holi Festival paint your life with colours of happiness.
    filed under Holi Sms 
  • Have the nicest birthday there ever was..... cuz you deserve it if ANYONE does
    filed under Birthday Sms 
  • Bunnies do it often, doggies do it right, come and join in natures game+keep me up all night!..
    filed under Flirt Sms 

Famous Poems

Famous Jokes

  • The guest preacher began his remarks with: " As I understand it, my job is to preach and yours is to listen."

    "If you finish before I do, please let me know."

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  • Hab´┐Ża una vez un chinito que todos los d´┐Żas ten´┐Ża que enfrentar un grave problema: cuando iba a su trabajo, deb´┐Ża pasar frente a una casona con un gran jard´┐Żn y muchos perros, los cuales al ver pasar al chinito sal´┐Żan a la calle y comenzaban a perseguirlo enfurecidos.

    El chinito hab´┐Ża intentado en repetidas ocasiones plantearle la queja al amo de los perros, un comerciante muy conocido de la zona, de nombre Jorge Curro, no siendo atendido jam´┐Żs. Por ´┐Żltimo y desespera...

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  • Yo mama is so stupid she went to the local stupid contest and they said "Sorry ma'am no professionals"

    filed under Yo Mama Jokes 
  • A husband and wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little negligee she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband and says, "Honey, Do you remember this?"He looks up at her and says, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."She says, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night."He nods and says, "Yes dear, I still remember.""Well, what was it?" she as...

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  • Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit.  As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my PC.  I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows XP CD.  To my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned it on.  Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said:  "Do not worry, it is unharmed."After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to ...

    filed under Computers Jokes 
  • My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

    -Jay London

    filed under One Liners Jokes 
  • After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama made his way to the pearly
    There, he was greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the
    nation I helped conceive!" yelled Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
    Patrick Henry came up from behind: "You wanted to end the American's liberty,
    so they gave you death!" Henry punched Osama in the nose.
    James Madison came next and said, "This is why I allowed the government to
    provide for the...

    filed under Politics Jokes 
  • A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."

    The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He doesn'...

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  • Women have their faults.
    Men have only two.
    Everything they say and everything they do.

    filed under Gender Jokes 
  • What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
    Pull the pin out and throw it back.

    filed under Blondes Jokes