Quotes & Messages

Quotes, SMS, Poems, Jokes

Famous Quotes

  • Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • I just wanna give a big shout out to all the fans out there who have followed my work up until now. You guys are amazing!! Hearing from fans is the best feeling in the world.
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  • I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line.
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  • What looks like enjoyment is the sneer of contempt. That's not a smile.
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  • When we look back, the only things we cherish are those which in some way met our original want; the desire which formed in us in early youth, undirected, and of its own accord.
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  • It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things than power.
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  • Americans are overreaching; overreaching is the most admirable and most American of the many American excesses.
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  • I used to love watching him as a player, so it is a joy to play alongside him. I might take the mickey out of him, but deep down I have so much admiration for him.
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  • The courts are as a stage, people love to see attractive players.
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  • I often lay on that bench looking up into the tree, past the trunk and up into the branches. It was particularly fine at night with the stars above the tree.
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Famous Messages

  • .***.,.***. *u r a nice* *.friend.* "*.,..*"
    filed under Friendship Sms 
  • What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you , I love you
    filed under Romantic Sms 
  • Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!...
    filed under Flirt Sms 
  • When cloud breaks rain fall. When coconut breaks water falls. When luv breaks tears falls. But wen ur head breaks aaila !! GOBAR.
    filed under Insult Sms 
  • A mans occupation is 2 stick his coqulation up a womens ventalation 2 increase the population of the younger generation if ya wanna demonstration please lie down
    filed under Jokes Sms 
  • I wish for everybody to have a Happy Christmas and New Year. I also wish for everyone to get at least two things for Christmas.
    filed under Christmas Sms 
    filed under Romantic Sms 
  • Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English? A. An all rounder.
    filed under Jokes Sms 
  • Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
    filed under Christmas Sms 
  • Loving someone who doesnt love you is like watching a star, you know know you can never reach at there. But you have to just keep it on trying .... & why not ? Afterall star also falls....
    filed under Romantic Sms 

Famous Poems

Famous Jokes

  • Rain is saved up in cloud banks.

    filed under One Liners Jokes 
  • Doctor, doctor ive only got 60 seconds to live
    Doc oh wait a minute

    filed under Medical Jokes 
  • Two blondes walk in to a bar one blonde ducks becase she saw a pole .what does the next blonde do ? Answer:she walked on to the pole

    filed under Bar & Drinking Jokes 
  • Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby.

    "Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother.

    "And why not?" asked Stan. "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?"

    Stan said nothing.

    The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle."

    Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic l...

    filed under Other Jokes 
  • Ah� tienen un tipo muy exitoso que vio como todo lo que hab�a logrado en la vida comenzaba a desbaratarse debido a unos fuertes dolores de cabeza que le atormentaban frecuentemente. Tan grande era el dolor que decidi� buscar ayuda profesional.

    Despu�s de ir de especialista en especialista encontr� un m�dico que le dijo que pod�a resolver su problema:

    "La buena noticia es que le puedo curar sus dolores de cabeza. La mala es que para lograrlo debo castrarlo. No se as...

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  • A boy came home from school one day. His father asked him how his day was and the boy said, "Well Dad, I looked stupid because I did not know the difference between potential and reality."

    His dad says, "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with our next door neighbor for a million dollars."

    He came back with a shocked look on his face and said, "Dad, she said, 'Yes!".

    "OK son, now go and ask your sister the same question."

    A few minutes later he came ba...

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  • ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

    SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

    COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

    TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

    HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it ... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

    SPONGES - female, be...

    filed under Gender Jokes 
  • A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist. So she went to see him.Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told."Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder si...

    filed under Medical Jokes 
  • your mamma so poor i walked into her house and sat on the coach and the roach next to me says move over i pay half the rent here

    filed under Yo Mama Jokes 
  • A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His
    co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward
    silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
    Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the autopilot,
    leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like the Chinese."

    "You don't like the Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"

    "You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that...

    filed under Other Jokes