Quotes & Messages

Quotes, SMS, Poems, Jokes

Famous Quotes

  • The voice of conscience is so delicate that it is easy to stifle it; but it is also so clear that it is impossible to mistake it.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • God comes to us in theater in the way we communicate with each other, whether it be a symphony orchestra, or a wonderful ballet, or a beautiful painting, or a play. It's a way of expressing our humanity.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Everything about the Olympics was first class, and women were treated as athletes and equals.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • I was told by the general manager that a white player had received a higher raise than me. Because white people required more money to live than black people. That is why I wasn't going to get a raise.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Strong efforts may be made to deny the place, to silence the authentic, but the spirit of things will break through that silence.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable.
    filed under Business Quotes 
  • History is one war after another with a bunch of murders and natural disasters in between.

    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Our life is made by the death of others.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • I'm still grappling with all the things most people resolve by the time they're 35. Maybe that's why I make music that is relevant to young people. I'm emotionally stuck at the age of 13.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Liesure without books is death, and burial of a man alive.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 

Famous Messages

  • Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain; Or peeche wali seat par HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain.. So, plz. Avoid CAR..
    filed under Funny Sms 
  • Der raat jab kisi ki yad sataye, thandi hawa jab zulfon ko sahlaye, karlo aankhe band aur so jao, kya pata jiska hai khyal wo khwabon mein aa jaye....
    filed under Hindi Sms 
  • Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi, har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi, ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega, ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi
    filed under Hindi Sms 
  • Ek baAr Air indiA kA Aeroplane,haAwe mAin khArAb ho gAyA( which happens always) n pilOt ne AnnOunce kiyA " yAtri Apna ApnA luggaAge girA dein kyunki weigHt jAydA hO gAyA hAi fligHt kA...tO batao sArdAr ji nE kyA kiyA?? ? ? ? ? ? ? Ofcourse yaAr luggAge girA diyA..! jAn|X hAr sArdAr pAgAl thOdi nA hOtA hAi...
    filed under Hindi Sms 
  • it would have been a very raqiny day when u were born.but it was not raining,these were stars weeping over missing their best star of the sky
    filed under Romantic Sms 
  • Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya.. Banta:Kyon? S:Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu...
    filed under Hindi Sms 
  • .+'"+.+"'+. + 2 "+. wish U "+. .+""+.+""+. + Happy + "+. sankranti ! "+.+
    filed under Sankranti Sms 
  • Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please Always KISS a lady teacher, She will say, repeat it 5 time
    filed under Funny Sms 
  • Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty. U stole my heart the moment U looked at me, call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name....
    filed under Cute Sms 
  • GOD Knows The Value Of HEART so He made LOVE.GOD Knows the Value of DREAMS so HE made Night & GOD knows The Value Of FREIND so He Made ME & Gifted U.....
    filed under Friendship Sms 

Famous Poems

Famous Jokes

  • Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center

    filed under Rednecks Jokes 
  • A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:

    Most honorable sir:

    You leave house.

    He come house.

    I watch.

    He and she leave house.

    I follow.

    He and she get on train.

    I follow.

    He and she go in hotel.

    I climb tree-look in window.

    He kiss she.

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    filed under Relationships Jokes 
  • Q. Why don�t witches wear underwear?

    A. To get a better grip on the broom!

    filed under One Liners Jokes 
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    filed under Little Johnny Jokes 
  • Dentist to Patient: "Would you help me out? I'd like you to give a few of your
    loudest screams." Patient: "Why, Doc? I didn't feel a thing!" Dentist: "I know,
    but there are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to
    miss the five o'clock football game."

    filed under Medical Jokes 
  • Why did Al Gore get his nipple pierced? Well, Bush already had a Dick Cheney.

    filed under Politics Jokes 
  • 19> Only does patterns by Laura Ashley.

    18> While working on your back, he keeps mumbling, "Damn,
    you breathed again."

    17> Sundays feature their "Number of the Beast" special.

    16> Needles sterilized with a quick dip in a shot of Cuervo.

    15> Recently had their grant revoked by the National
    Endowment for the Arts.

    14> Doesn't offer option between "young Elvis" and "Vegas Elvis."

    13> A thousand head of cattle in...

    filed under Top Lists jokes 
  • A man and his friend meet at the clubhouse and decide to play a round of golf.

    The man has a little dog with him, and on the first green, when he sinks a 20-foot putt, the little dog starts to yip, stands up on its hind legs and walks around in circles.

    Amazed, the friend says, �Wow, that dog is really talented! What does he do if you miss a putt?�

    �Somersaults,� the man says.

    �Somersaults?� the friend asks. �That�s incredible. How many does he do?...

    filed under Gender Jokes 
  • Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since
    nobody listens.

    filed under One Liners Jokes 
  • En el zoo de Bilbao, un chico se cae al foso de los leones y cuando estaban a punto de com�rselo, salta un joven y rescata al menor.

    Los viandantes le felicitan, y aparece un equipo de audaces reporteros del EGIN para hacerle una entrevista:

    EGIN: "Hola, buenas, �qu� ha ocurrido?"

    "Pues que he visto que el chico ha ca�do al foso, y cuando he visto que no pod�a salir, me he lanzado a salvarlo".

    EGIN: "Vaya, desde luego eres todo un h�roe, t� eres de Bi...

    filed under Other Jokes