Quotes & Messages

Quotes, SMS, Poems, Jokes

Famous Quotes

  • Finnish companies tend to be very traditional, not taking many risks. Silicon Valley is completely different: people here really live on the edge.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • It's hard to do it because you gotta look people in the eye and tell 'em they're irresponsible and lazy. And who's gonna wanna do that? Because that's what poverty is, ladies and gentlemen. In this country, you can succeed if you get educated and work hard. Period. Period.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • The government has once again made the right socially acceptable.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Originality is the art of concealing your source.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art.

    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • By the time we got to MGM, and Lions Gate the movie was done there was nothing else to say. It was done. Just as at Universal, it was art by committee.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • I was never looking back in regret. I never thought, Oh, why didn't I become an actress? or Why did I just go paddling along after John? I've always walked along right by his side, and he's always supported everything I do.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Most people doing the decathlon these days are quite boring, so people don't relate to them.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • There is a huge antipathy in England between the north and the south, the working class and the owning class.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • We shall tax and tax, and spend and spend, and elect and elect.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 

Famous Messages

  • Povukul theyn, Nellukul Arishi, Mannukul Vairam, "Un manasa Thottu sollu? Un Mandaikul kaliman thaney!!!!
    filed under Tamil Sms 
  • Suraj ugela hai,Chand dubela hai,Murga chilla rela Chal bhidu uthle bole to rapchik Good morning
    filed under Good Morning Sms 
  • May this birthday be just the beginning of a year filled with happy memories, wonderful moments and shining dreams
    filed under Birthday Sms 
  • If I can choose my brother in next life, itll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.
    filed under Raksha Bandhan Sms 
  • DOVE When the moon shine from the haven above, I open my dove a I lyin the floor...
    filed under Poetic Sms 
  • Wishing u a very happy Makar Sankranti May the Makar Sankranti fire burns all the moments of sadness and brings you warmth of joy n happiness and love...
    filed under Sankranti Sms 
  • Yeh Sab Haseen Chehrey,Mere Tasbeeh k Danay hai,Haath se girtey jatien hain,Ebadat hoti jati hay !!!
    filed under Hindi Sms 
  • Effort is important. But knowing where to make an effort in ur life makes all d difference.
    filed under Romantic Sms 
  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY ----------MOBILE------- M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every where so now lets START..
    filed under Flirt Sms 
  • hay gal my dear, i can do any thing 4 u , i can walk 1000 miles , i can walk in the edge of knife ,i can walk in the fire but i cant live without u for a sec.......i lov u so much...
    filed under Romantic Sms 

Famous Poems

Famous Jokes

  • With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society.... DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent. PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one. CHILDAGRA ...

    filed under Other Jokes 
  • Jay Lenno on the Impact of Kenneth Starr's Report. 9/11/98As a direct result of the release of Judge Kenneth Starr's Report to the congress on the internet:Meet The Press will not be hosted by Tim Russert this week. The new host: Dr. Ruth.The Big Story: George Burns no longer can claim the world's most famous cigar.According to Monica, Bill took phone calls while she was giving him Oral Sex. Wouldn't it be too perfect if one of those calls was from AT&T asking if he was satisfied with...

    filed under Bill Clinton Jokes 
  • One day three blondes were in a car and they were going to Paultons Park.They were following the signs which all said Paultons forward. But then they saw a sign and it said PAULTONS LEFT so they turned round and went home.

    filed under Blondes Jokes 
  • Ross's Law: Bare feet magnetise sharp metal objects so they always point upwars from the floor-especially in the dark.

    filed under Business Jokes 
  • A blonde a burnet and red head are trapped on top of a burning building some
    firemen at the bottom say to the burnet "jump its your only way to live� so she
    jumps and the firemen pull the sheet back and she splatters on the ground then
    they tell the red head to jump and she said "no your just going to pull the
    sheet back "they say no we wont we just don�t like burnet and soon she jumps
    they pull the sheet and she dies the they tell the blonde to jump and she ...

    filed under Blondes Jokes 
  • Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?A: Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact.

    filed under Light Bulbs Jokes 
  • To die penniless... is either perfect timing, or a hell of a budget!

    filed under One Liners Jokes 
  • An airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa had a malfunction, and went down.

    A few weeks later, Pepsi Company sent a rescue plane. They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals.

    They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash.

    The Chief said, "Yeah." When asked where the crew was, the Chief replied, "We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi." The Rescue crew were shocked.

    One man asked, "Did you eat...

    filed under Travel / Vacation Jokes 
  • Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
    A: Butter is difficult to spread.

    filed under Blondes Jokes 
  • One day I went to the doctor and he said I need surgery so I
    asked him what for he replied that I need to have a c section I
    asked him what for i never had sex he replied well you must have
    because your pregnet. Ohh thats weird. The doctor finally
    replied Do you want to know what is even weirder I asked him
    what is it he said your having more then just twins your uhh
    having septuplets. Ok I said I told the doctor something even
    funnier I didn't hav...

    filed under Medical Jokes