Quotes & Messages

Quotes, SMS, Poems, Jokes

Famous Quotes

  • In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.
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  • The reason sport is attractive to many of the general public is that it's filled with reversals. What you think may happen doesn't happen. A champion is beaten, an unknown becomes a champion.
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  • I think that in the near term the only threat to demand is some form of recession here in the United States.
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  • There is no legitimacy on earth but in a government which is the choice of the nation.

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  • There are many resistance movements in the world, like the IRA for instance. But it is only Islamic resistance movements that are put on the terrorist list. This is what I am saying.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Sometimes we used to eat once a day... chicken backs. You could buy four chicken backs for a quarter.
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  • The Christian Democrats always made you feel like the poor relation.
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  • And I went through a lot of detours and I took a lot of roads and things so yes, that's all there, but it's not meant to be shocking or telltale.
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  • Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah.
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Famous Messages

  • Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song. After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down and started singing again. Banta Singh : Santa Singh, what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down. Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.
    filed under Sardarji Sms 
  • Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi, Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay, Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai, Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..
    filed under Flirt Sms 
  • There is no happiness like that of being loved by your these returning vnhxtrrpczayd was very pleasant or desirable no magnet drew me...
    filed under Sardarji Sms 
  • Andhera hua dur raat ke saath Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai. Happy Diwali
    filed under Deepawali Sms 
  • Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar karte hai Naukarani: nahiiiiin, sahab mujhe dokha nahi de sakte.
    filed under Hindi Sms 
  • Yeh teri aankhein jhuki - jhuki si, Yeh tera chehra khila - khila sa, ab tere chehre par haath fera, Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...
    filed under Flirt Sms 
  • A bus fell into lake, everyone swimmed across to save their lives. Swimming Suddenly Sardar jumps in searches for someone, when asked whom he seaching for. Sardar said, “Sala conductor ne change nahi diya tha.”
    filed under Hindi Sms 
  • when GOD saw u hungry, HE created food!!! He saw u thirsty, HE created water!!! GOD saw u in dark, HE created light!!! He saw u without a cute friend, HE created ME!!!
    filed under Friendship Sms 
  • Tum Achey Imandaar Sundur Samajhdar Khobsurat Dimagh walay Ho. . . . . . . pata karo yeh afwahain kon phaila raha ha:p
    filed under Funny Sms 
  • loving someone is a foolish , horible and stupid feeling it cost nothing but it get hurt ,crying , tears , sadness and end of life. but giving love get respect, happiness, attraction and worth highest. i give my love for you.
    filed under Romantic Sms 

Famous Poems

Famous Jokes

  • Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman.

    The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie,"Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint the porch?"

    "Sure that sounds great!" said Julie.

    "Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the man.

    "Is fifty bucks all right?" Julie asked.

    "Yeah, great. You'...

    filed under Animals Jokes 
  • Q: What do you call parachuting lawyers?
    A: Skeet.

    filed under Sports Jokes 
  • "This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an
    efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an
    end." �George W. Bush, April 10, 2001

    filed under Bush Jokes 
  • Knock KnockWho's there?Kendall!Kendall who?Kendall and Barbie go together!

    filed under Knock-Knock Jokes 
  • Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
    A. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

    filed under Blondes Jokes 
  • One man explaining to another why he fired his secretary:

    "Two weeks ago," I said, "was my forty-fifth birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went into the kitchen for breakfast knowing that my wife would be pleasant and say 'Happy Birthday' and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say 'Good Morning' let alone say 'Happy Birthday'.

    "I said to myself Well that's wives for you. The children will remember.' But the children came into breakfast and...

    filed under Gender Jokes 
  • After successfully passing the bar exam, a man opened his own law
    office. He was sitting idle at his desk when his secretary announced
    that a Mr. Jones had arrived to see him. "Show him right in!" our
    lawyer replied.

    As Mr. Jones was being ushered in, our lawyer had an
    idea. He quickly picked up the phone and shouted into it " ...and you
    tell them that we won't accept less then fifty thousand dollars, and
    don't even call me until you agree to ...

    filed under Professionals Jokes 
  • How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day? Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil

    filed under Blondes Jokes 
  • 16> Herpes the Love Bug Rises Again

    15> Pocket Monsters, Inc.

    14> In Search of the Castaways' Remains

    13> The Inedible-Due-to-Harbor-Pollution Mister Limpet

    12> Babes in Neverland

    11> Kilo and Snitch

    10> The Skanky Dog

    9> Bedknobs and Handcuffs

    8> Pocahotass

    7> Lady and the Cramps

    6> Brother, Bare

    5> 101 Inflammations

    4> DumbHo

    3> The Lizzie McGuire/Paris Hilton...

    filed under Little Johnny Jokes 
  • I am not guilty. Wai Hang Mi? I got this for free. Ai No Pei You are not very bright. Yu So Dum Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song? This is a tow away zone. No Pah King I thought you were on a diet. Wai Yu Mun Ching? That was an unauthorized execution. Lin Ching Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting? Please, stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao? Our meeting was scheduled for next week. Wai Yu Kum Nao They have arrived...

    filed under Other Jokes