Quotes & Messages

Quotes, SMS, Poems, Jokes

Famous Quotes

  • Millions of American families affected by debilitating diseases have new hope today after the U.S. House passed legislation to support potentially life-saving stem cell research.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • That the God-man died for his people, and that His death is their life, is an idea which was in some degree foreshadowed by the older mystical sacrifices.
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  • Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha
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  • Do not despise the bottom rungs in the ascent to greatness.
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  • However, they did not treat the reasons that led to this condition. I believe that the conditions in the Palestinian territories are alway capable of explosion because the same circumstances are there.
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  • We have met the enemy, and they are ours.
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  • Mary Queen of Scots was my first love, and that is always something special.
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  • Children are often the silent victims of drug abuse.
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  • Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both.

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  • The reason men oppose progress is not that they hate progress, but that they love inertia.
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Famous Messages

  • Joke in 1 word- sardar joke in 2 word- intelligent sardar joke in 3 word- sardar playing chess joke in 4 word- sardar wins the game...!
    filed under Sardarji Sms 
  • The virtue of true love is not finding the perfect person but loving the imperfect person perfectly,
    filed under Romantic Sms 
  • I believe that God above, Created you for me to love, He picked you out from all the rest, Coz He knew I would love you the best!
    filed under Romantic Sms 
  • Tis blessed to bestow, and yet, Could we bestow the gifts we get, And keep the ones we give away, How happy were our Christmas day!
    filed under Christmas Sms 
  • Wonderful Couples in this World.. Heart & Beats.. Night & Moon.. Music & Songs.. Roses & Loves.. Fish & Water.. My SMS & Your SMILE
    filed under Caring Sms 
  • The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated...
    filed under Good Morning Sms 
  • (.)!!!!!!!!! seE tHiS DoT, iT mEAnS A lOT, It aLSO MEaNs. 4gEt Me nOT..............!!!!!!!!!!!
    filed under Romantic Sms 
  • 3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
    filed under Romantic Sms 
  • Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more... Happy birthday..
    filed under Birthday Sms 
  • Jeeto: Dekho woh admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai. Santa: Woh to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai...
    filed under Hindi Sms 

Famous Poems

Famous Jokes

  • Q: What's red and goes up and down?
    A: A tomato in an elevator.

    Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
    A: We have to stick together.

    Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
    A: Hello, hello.

    Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
    A: A bulldoser.

    Q: When is a baseball player like a thief?
    A: When he steals a base.

    Q: What did the can say to the can opener?
    A: You make me flip my lid.

    ...

    filed under Little Johnny Jokes 
  • Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

    filed under Yo Mama Jokes 
  • A guy walked into the doctor's office wanting a an appointment for some surgery.

    "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked. "I'll need the information for the doctor."

    "It's rather embarrassing," the guy stammered. "You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection."

    "Well, the doctor is very busy today," the receptionist cooed, "but maybe I can squeeze you in."

    filed under Dirty Jokes 
  • Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?
    A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.

    Q2: What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
    A: He knows who the ten men were.

    filed under Blondes Jokes 
  • Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on his back?From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

    filed under Blondes Jokes 
  • There were these three guys named Harry Dick and Larry. They
    discovered a cave and went inside. To their surprise there was a
    genie. The genie said you each can have one wish.

    Harry wished to be a butterfly and he flew off into the flowers.

    Dick wished to be a dinosaur. So he walked off into the dinosaur
    time.

    Larry wasn't paying any attention and wanted to know where his
    friends went so he called out, "Harry? Dick?" Larry turned into
    a hair...

    filed under Sci-fi / Fantasy Jokes 
  • How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

    He forgot to wrap his whopper.

    filed under Dirty Jokes 
  • A Jew, a Catholic and an Episcopalian were standing at the gates of Hell.
    Satan came out, and looked them over.

    "Why are you here?" he asked the Jew. "I ate pork," the Jew admitted.
    "Okay, come on in," replied Satan. Then he turned to the Catholic.

    "What are you doing here?" Satan asked the Catholic. "I ate meat on Friday
    long before His Holiness said it was okay," the Catholic answered. "Well,
    then, come in," Satan said.

    Then he looke...

    filed under Other Jokes 
  • Two peanuts were walking down the street.

    One was assaulted.

    Submitted by Curtis
    Edited by Yisman

    filed under One Liners Jokes 
  • At a seminar called "Stress and Disease" by Dr. Nickolas Hall, an expert in psychobiology, gave an example of a coping skill for job stress which I would like to share with you.When you have had one of those 'Take This Job And Shove It' days, try this:On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip". Be sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw t...

    filed under News Of The Weird Jokes