Quotes & Messages

Quotes, SMS, Poems, Jokes

Famous Quotes

  • John Henry Lloyd is the man I gave the credit to for polishing my skills. He taught me how to play third base and how to protect myself. John taught me more baseball than anyone else.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • If you do a story about a British journalist rescuing a child from Sarajevo, then Sarajevo just becomes an exotic location, and the story's about this British journalist.
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  • The poem, for me, is simply the first sound realized in the modality of being.
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  • True religion... is giving and finding one's happiness by bringing happiness into the lives of others.
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  • Los Angeles is a microcosm of the United States. If L.A. falls, the country falls.
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  • A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
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  • Oh yeah, I know Johnnie Bassett. We were part of that whole thing.
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  • Mel is nuts. He puts on a suit and a tie and acts like a normal person so people think he's okay. He's definitely out in left field. He's got the ambition of a boy.
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  • Once in a while I get inspired and finish my act with the hillbilly hoedown.
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  • Life is simply the reification of the process of living.
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Famous Messages

  • Nobody tells fish to swim, birds to fly,Cows to moo, dogs to bark - they just do. Just like nobody tells me to remember you. I just do!
    filed under Romantic Sms 
  • An excellent saying…… …. “The Dream is not what you see in sleep..,Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.”Gud morning
    filed under Good Morning Sms 
  • Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
    filed under Raksha Bandhan Sms 
  • Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola: Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo! B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain
    filed under Funny Sms 
  • For the spirit of Christmas fulfils the greatest hunger of mankind.
    filed under Christmas Sms 
  • Agar sadaron kee Char tangein hoti to kya hota? its simple"phir un mein aur bandron mein ziada farq naheen rahey gha"
    filed under Hindi Sms 
  • Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories? Pappu: Madam, Blue films.
    filed under Naughty Sms 
  • Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye, Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake... Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke. *NAYA SAAL MUBAROK*
    filed under Hindi Sms 
  • curcuit-hey mammu papad aur jhapat mein kya fark hai MAMMu-nahi pata curcuit_to kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega
    filed under Hindi Sms 
  • u must be a rugged girl cos u make me cry any time i am lonelya and i feel a bit in my heart any time u are lonely and u make me short of blood any time i miss i love u
    filed under Friendship Sms 

Famous Poems

  • Live Life Wholeheartedly
    filed under Life Poems 
  • No Control
    filed under Life Poems 
  • Success Would Forever Be Yours
    filed under Life Poems 
  • Whisky Complexioned hair Wig
    filed under Life Poems 
  • Why Just "Happy Birthday" Once A Year???
    filed under Life Poems 
  • It nimbly swished its tail; as the blaring horns of boundless trapped vehicles; deluged the membranes of its intricate ear,

    It incorrigibly refrained to listen; payed a wholesomely deaf ear; as hordes of people hooted in thunderous cacophony all around,

    It nonchalantly exonerated all appeals by pedestrians to clear the way; displayed its disgusting disapproval by a feeble flap of its earlobe,

    It stood in solitary silence in the midst of the boister...

    filed under Life Poems 
  • Please Remember All The Answers
    filed under Life Poems 
  • Penalizing Hell
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  • It Was Perfectly Normal
    filed under Life Poems 
  • Fishing In Moonlight Jungle
    filed under Life Poems 

Famous Jokes

  • A guy walks into a bar already somewhat tipsy. He walks over to the nearest girl and says, "Hey, how 'bout a blowjob?" She smashes him over the head with her purse. He looks up, dazed, from the floor and says, "Well, I guess a fuck's out of the question."

    filed under Other Jokes 
  • Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: How long have you been having this phantasy ?

    filed under Light Bulbs Jokes 
  • Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married

    Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn
    stormer flew into town to offer rides.

    Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars."

    The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue
    out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch.

    And once he got there the feeling be...

    filed under Engineers Jokes 
  • Title Search Excerpted from the Empire State Surveyor, New York Society of Professional Surveyors, November 1990 One of the best examples of how ridiculous government paperwork can be is illustrated by a recent case in Louisiana. A company president was trying to buy some land in Louisiana for a plant expansion, and he wanted to finance this new facility with a government loan. His lawyer filled out all the necessary forms and applications and sent them appropriately. The government reviewed ...

    filed under Lawyers Jokes 
  • Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
    A. Slow down and use a lubricant.

    filed under One Liners Jokes 
  • Terry Randle virus: Prints "Oh no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort" from the "Abort, Retry, Fail" message.

    filed under Computers Jokes 
  • "President Musharraf, he's still tight with us on the war against terror, and
    that's what I appreciate. He's a � he understands that we've got to keep Al
    Qaeda on the run, and that by keeping him on the run, it's more likely we will
    bring him to justice." �George W. Bush, Ruch, Ore.

    filed under Bush Jokes 
  • Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured
    princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the
    princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put
    a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a
    prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom,
    and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children
    and forever feel happy doing so."

    That night, while the princess dined on frogs l...

    filed under Animals Jokes 
  • Dentro de muchos muchos a�os, est� Dios sentado en su trono y como esta solo y aburrido decide que quiere que dos personajes de la historia de la humanidad se sienten a su lado, para lo cual hace poner un asiento a su izquierda y otro a su derecha.

    Luego de pensarlo mucho Dios arma una terna que esta formada por Bill Clinton, Jhon Lennon y Carlos Menem, ex presidente de Argentina, de los cuales uno de ellos se sentar� a la derecha de Dios y otro a la izquierda. Para decidir quien...

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  • Baxter Conners
    Vice President
    Company 203
    203 Wall St.
    New York, NY 10015

    Dear Mr. Conners,

    Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration I
    regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
    employment with your bank.

    This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large
    number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of
    candidates it ...

    filed under Other Jokes