Quotes & Messages

Quotes, SMS, Poems, Jokes

Famous Quotes

  • This is the time it all starts, I'm telling you. Like, 16, I mean, forget it. You could just get beat up, you could go through these grueling schedules.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.

    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • In Germany air became generally accepted Berlin in this area. It operated with 45 airplanes within the Low Cost range from Germany, and is one the most successful carriers in Europe.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • What if you gave someone a gift, and they neglected to thank you for it - would you be likely to give them another? Life is the same way. In order to attract more of the blessings that life has to offer, you must truly appreciate what you already have.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door.

    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Fortunately science, like that nature to which it belongs, is neither limited by time nor by space. It belongs to the world, and

    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • We must act out passion before we can feel it.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • What does it matter how one comes by the truth so long as one pounces upon it and lives by it?
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Clean up your own mess.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • The Blackberry is really essential for keeping up on my emails when I'm out of the office, which is a lot.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 

Famous Messages

  • 6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
    filed under Friendship Sms 
  • Were it not for the shepherds, there would have been no reception. And were it not for a group of stargazers, there would have been no gifts.
    filed under Christmas Sms 
  • you are the parts of being mine and i hope i alwys be a parts of you to bring to youre life a plenty of happiness
    filed under Romantic Sms 
  • Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar, Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar, Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, Diwali Mubarak!
    filed under Deepawali Sms 
  • Mausam ki bahar acchi ho! phulon ki kaliyan kacchi ho! Hamari yeh dosti sacchi ho! Bhagwan bus ek duwa hai ki, mere dost ka har tyohar accha ho! aour har tyoharoki rango ki bahar ho..."HAPPY HOLI"
    filed under Hindi Sms 
  • Bhej ker SMS dilse yaad kia hay, Phir na kehna k maina bhula dia hay, Ab na koi bahana tumhara hoga, Dekh ker SMS hamara apko muskurana hoga..
    filed under Hindi Sms 
  • The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. thats why I Love You :)
    filed under Romantic Sms 
  • Oru paiyan road-la pOkumpOthu, thummikkittae pOnaan.... Yeannu kEattaaa avan cholraan, avan oru PODI paiyanaam..... ayyoooo... ayyooooo....
    filed under Tamil Sms 
  • Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering - Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
    filed under Hindi Sms 
  • Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja! Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya? Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja
    filed under Flirt Sms 

Famous Poems

Famous Jokes

  • En la visita guiada al museo de historia natural, el gu�a se dirige a los visitantes:

    "Aqu� se encuentra el esqueleto de un Tiranosaurio Rex, el cual tiene, aproximadamente, 65 millones de a�os y 15 d�as".

    Sorprendido, uno de los visitantes le cuestiona:

    "�C�mo es que usted sabe la edad con tanta precisi�n?"

    "Mire, desde hace 15 d�as que trabajo aqu�, y desde entonces la osamenta ten�a 65 millones de a�os".

    filed under Other Jokes 
  • Yo mama so ugly she makes Michael Jackson look pretty.

    filed under Yo Mama Jokes 
  • The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an
    examination.
    "Mrs. Brown," he said, "I have some good news for you."
    The woman said, "I'm glad of that doctor, but I'm Miss Brown,"
    "Miss Brown," said the doctor without changing expression, "I have
    bad news for you."

    filed under Dirty Jokes 
  • Q. What do you call a gay bar with no barstools?

    A. A fruit stand

    filed under Bar & Drinking Jokes 
  • Knock KnockWho's there?Dummy!Dummy who?Dummy a favour and go away!

    filed under Knock-Knock Jokes 
  • A neighbor of a blonde was washing his car. Then he noticed his neighbor coming out and checking her mail every 5 minutes. I am going to see what she is doing, he said to himself. Finally she came out again, looking very mad. "You must be expecting an important letter."" he said. ""No

    filed under Blondes Jokes 
  • Yo family is so poor, that when I was kicking a can down the street, you came out and said, Stop kicking our house.

    filed under Other Jokes 
  • 1. You've ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

    2. Your wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan.

    3. You go to your family reunion to pick up women.

    4. Your richest relative buys a new house -- and you have to help him take the wheels off it.

    5. You think a six-pack and a bug zapper is quality entertainment!

    6. Your family tree does not fork.

    7. You've ever been too drunk to fish.

    filed under Rednecks Jokes 
  • Q: How many Dixons assistants does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Err. Nahh, it's MEANT to go dark after a few weeks. It's a new fangled addition. It's been developed by, er, (etc...)

    filed under Light Bulbs Jokes 
  • Q: How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?A: If the switch is off, one. If the switch is on, any number, until one of them figures out to turn it off.

    filed under Light Bulbs Jokes