Quotes & Messages

Quotes, SMS, Poems, Jokes

Famous Quotes

  • There was a time there in the mid '80s to the '90s there that we played six finals, three Canada Cups, we were playing hockey almost 10 months a year for a long time there.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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  • I have had the occasion to meet child actors from the '60s and '70s at various functions, and everyone's gone on to various different lives - they're real-estate agents or surfers.
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  • Moderation in temper is always a virtue; but moderation in principle is always a vice.
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  • Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything in second place.
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  • As you lecture, you keep watching the faces, and information keeps coming back to you all the time.
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  • I met my wife, Doreen, who was a dancer in the show.
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  • It is with words as with sunbeams. The more they are condenced, the deeper they burn.

    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • But I got drafted out of high school, and my mother wasn't having it. She was like, you're not about to think that you can just play ball, because if you get hurt, you're going to be out of luck.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 

Famous Messages

  • Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhaka de doonga. Banta: Yaar meri bi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena. Santa: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi pe dhaka de doon?
    filed under Hindi Sms 
  • Man 1: “I m Always Delighted When People Stick Their Noses In My Business.” Man 2: “Why, What Do You Do?” Man 1: “i’ve A Company, Make Tissue Papers …” ;->
    filed under Funny Sms 
  • Sardar: Yar Meri Ankhein Dhang Se Nhi Khultein. Dost: Kisi Din Achanak Apne Ghar Chala Ja.
    filed under Hindi Sms 
  • A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than 100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to dispose off his c...
    filed under Sardarji Sms 
  • U look sweet when u read my message. U look sweeter when u read my message & smile. U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
    filed under Funny Sms 
  • Pal Pal Sunhare Fool Khile, Kabhi Na Ho Kaanto Ka Saamna, Jindagi Aapki Khushiyo Se Bhari Rahe, Dipawali Par Humaari Yahi Shubhkaamna..
    filed under Deepawali Sms 
  • Every time i miss you, a star falls. So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone, its because you made me miss you too much! Be my Valentine!
    filed under Romantic Sms 
  • Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se, Pyar kro INSTA wali se, Date maro UFONE wali se, Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se, Gift lo WARID wali se… or .. . shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se...
    filed under Flirt Sms 
  • Wondering what my Valentine lover Wondering what my Valentine lover Will give me on Valentine’s day Will it be a trip abroad? Will it be money for me to hoard? Will it be a diamond ring? Will it be two lovebirds to happily sing? Will it be a brand new car? Will he reach up for the bewitching stars? No my Valentine lover Had cupid’s dart He aimed the dart Towards my heart My Valentine lover gave me his heart In return I gave him mine To keep with him Till the end of time Yes; my Valentine lover ...
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  • Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded! Major:Excellent! We can attack in any direction now!
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Famous Poems

Famous Jokes

  • A group of biologists got together in hopes of producing an untimate sport fish. The decided to cross-breed a coho salmon, a walleye pike and a musky. After years of experimenting they finally produced one egg which hatched a newly "invented" fish. "Success" they began yelling while congradulating each other. "Wait" one of the scientists statee> "What will we call this fish?" They all got together in at attempt to pool their minds and come up with a meaningful name. The lead person the the...

    filed under Professionals Jokes 
  • Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in single file when the one to
    the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks the bottom of the tiger in front.
    The startled tiger turns around and says, "Hey! Cut it out, all right!"
    The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue. After about another five
    minutes, the rear tiger again reaches out with his tongue and licks the bottom
    of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and cuffs the rear tiger and

    filed under Animals Jokes 
  • A few choice 1-Liners. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?I intend to live forever - so far, so goodFor Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterolI couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasmEagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet enginesEarly bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets ...

    filed under Riddles Jokes 
  • A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him."Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all."

    filed under Relationships Jokes 
  • Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto,
    the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines
    has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take
    an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."

    Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed
    and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry . . .
    we can fly just fine on two engines."

    An hou...

    filed under Other Jokes 
  • According to a new survey 60% of adults say they're aware of someone who's
    gone to work under the influence of drugs. Apparently the other 40% have
    never heard of the Dallas Cowboys.

    - Conan O'Brien

    filed under Mostly True Stories Jokes 
  • Knock KnockWho's there?Swede!Swede who?Swede smell of success!

    filed under Knock-Knock Jokes 
  • One day there was a proctologist who went to the bank. He pulled out his paycheck and started to sign it. The teller came over the intercom and says, "Excuse me sir, but you're signing that with a thermometer." He replies, "Damn, some asshole has my pen!"

    filed under Medical Jokes 
  • Yo' mama so fat, her beeper goes off and people think she's backing up!

    filed under Other Jokes 
  • "If it weren't for electricity

    filed under Yo Mama Jokes