Quotes & Messages

Quotes, SMS, Poems, Jokes

Famous Quotes

  • Britain is not a country that is easily rocked by revolution... In Britain our institutions evolve. We are a Fabian Society writ large.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Ordinary language carries with it conditions of meaning which it is easy to recognize by classifying the contexts in which the expression is employed in a meaningful manner.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Out of my discomforts, which were small enough, grew one thing for which I have all my life been grateful, the formation of fixed habits of work.
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  • Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Between the great things we cannot do and the small things we will not do, the danger is that we shall do nothing.
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  • Priorities like winning the War on Terror and providing tax relief that will keep our economy growing strong.
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  • Once I'd chosen the songs, it seemed like it would just be a question then of recording them. But it's a case of trying to re-invent the songs; taking them in different directions.
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  • No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed!
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • I think the time has come for the United States to do even-handed justice.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • On the other hand, if the free world is concerned with how a new Palestinian leader governs, then the peace process will have a real chance to succeed.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 

Famous Messages

  • Long before metamorphosis of rocks We matured Tamils have lived some say Rice with farming appeared in the land Life with a code of conduct man founded Was looking for green pastures Journeyed on foot then - later Words and language appeared in the world Tamils provided culture and made the world glow.
    filed under Pongal Sms 
  • The more you study. the more you know, The more you know. The more you forget, The more you forget. The less you know, So why study?
    filed under Jokes Sms 
  • Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM THALAI "VIRITHU" ADUKIRUTHU. PULIKESI: APPADIA! "RIBBON" AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM. AMAICHAR:!!!!!!!!!!!?????
    filed under Tamil Sms 
  • Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse Theif: There Is 1000 Rs In The Purse. We Can Take 50-50 Santa: OK..OK What About The Remaining 900..!
    filed under Sardarji Sms 
  • Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
    filed under Insult Sms 
  • love sincerty care sharing name of ur friendship kushi gham yaddein name of ur love u r my so sweet.......
    filed under Cute Sms 
  • shubho navoratri N-av chetna. A-khand jyoti. V-ighn nashak. R-atjageswari. T-rikal darshi. R-akshan karti. a-nand mayi. MAA DURGA ki kripa sada bani rahe app par...
    filed under Hindi Sms 
  • MAY U B WOT U HOPE TO B, C ALL U WANT TO C DO ALL WOT U WANT TO MAY YR EVERY WISH COMES TRUE A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U
    filed under Birthday Sms 
  • When Christmas comes I want Peace and Joy on Earth. ... I want no more wars. I want Peace for all the world. .....
    filed under Christmas Sms 
  • Let Me Draw URs Face ....... Dont Move,,,,, Nearly Finished ! Okey Done !!! Wanna Look ????
    filed under Romantic Sms 

Famous Poems

Famous Jokes

  • Q: How does a Jewish wife cheat on her husband?
    A: She has a headache with the milkman.

    filed under Other Jokes 
  • Why do men take showers instead of baths? Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

    filed under Dirty Jokes 
  • An eminent old man was being interviewed, and was asked if it was correct that he had just celebrated his ninety-ninth birthday.

    "That's right," said the old man. "Ninety-nine years old, and I haven't an enemy in the world. They're all dead."

    "Well, sir," said the interviewer, "I hope very much to have the honor of interviewing you on your hundredth birthday."

    The old man looked at the young man closely, and said, "I can't see why you shouldn't. You look fit and healthy t...

    filed under Other Jokes 
  • Yo Mamma so fat she like a big mac Full of fat and only worth 1 buck

    filed under Yo Mama Jokes 
  • How many Yale students does it take to change a light bulb?

    None. New Haven looks better in the dark.

    filed under Light Bulbs Jokes 
  • WORF: Captain, there are three Romulan warships uncloaking dead ahead.

    PICARD: On screen.

    [The main viewing screen changes to a pattern of horizontal lines, each
    only a single pixel wide.]

    PICARD: Data, what's wrong here?

    DATA: Captain, the main viewscreen does not have sufficient video memory
    to display an image of this size. May I suggest that you select a lower
    resolution?

    PICARD: Make it so.

    [The screen blanks, and then an image ...

    filed under Computers Jokes 
  • One day, Josh went over to Ben's to have a look at the small yacht he was selling. Ben had it on dry land because it had a small gash in its keel. But other then that, what a fine yacht it was....a mahogany deck, the latest in navigational gears, including a state of the art fish-finder. Ben wanted just $5,000 for it and assured Josh he would even have the keel repaired himself.
    Well, Josh needed time to think it over so off he went fishing. He took his small aluminum boat out into the ...

    filed under Professionals Jokes 
  • Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity.The idea was to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.When the gun was fir...

    filed under Other Jokes 
  • Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years
    with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees
    for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this
    legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and
    discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She
    watched in awe for a while.

    Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came
    out into the open and offered herself to him. As sh...

    filed under Fictional Characters Jokes 
  • You know you are the Redneck if�

    Your yard has been proposed as a new landfill site.
    Your kid's birth announcements include the phrase "rug rat�.
    Your pocket knife has ever been referred to as "Exhibit A�.
    Your sister has a "Soldier of Fortune" subscription.
    Your wife is sister and your daughter
    You've ever stood in line more than 1 hour to get your picture taken with a
    freak of nature.
    Your bank checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.<...

    filed under Rednecks Jokes