Quotes & Messages

Quotes, SMS, Poems, Jokes

Famous Quotes

  • What is necessary is possible, what we want is expensive. What is unnecessary is unlikely.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • What our eyes behold may well be the text of life but one's meditations on the text and the disclosures of these meditations are no less a part of the structure of reality.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • I am my nearest neighbour.

    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Doing cinema is not about watching yourself.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • In addition to the clean coal provisions, the energy conference agreement contains provisions instrumental in helping increase conservation and lowering consumption.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Accuracy of statement is one of the first elements of truth; inaccuracy is a near kin to falsehood.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • Actors should be overheard, not listened to, and the audience is 50 percent of the performance.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • The thing about film-making is I give it everything, that's why I work so hard. I always tell young actors to take charge. It's not that hard. Sign your own cheques, be responsible.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 
  • How can you have a director that doesn't go to work with the crew every day and talk to them?
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  • The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure.
    filed under Inspirational Quotes 

Famous Messages

  • The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world.
    filed under Christmas Sms 
  • [* ¨`•.•´` *•. ¸.•´ ** `•.¸.•´ `•.•´¨)* * `•.¸.•´ ** JUST 4 U**`•.¸.•´* •´`•.¸.»How to grow Friendship? •´`•.¸.»Pick a good Heart, •´`•.¸.»Plant in a pot of Trust, •´`•.¸.»Water with good Thoughts, •´`•.¸.»Add some emotions and Faith •´`•.¸.»Remove the misunderstand and Nourish •´`•.¸.»Sun glows for a Day, •´`•.¸.»Candle for an Hour, •´`•.¸.»Match stick for a Minute, •´`•.¸.»But a good beginning of a day Remains •´`•.¸.»In heart Forever. •´`•.¸.»So start ur day with Smile. •´`•.¸.»Good...
    filed under Friendship Sms 
  • If i had a wish i would be ur tears, to be born in ur eyes n to die on ur lips. But if u were my tears, i would never cry in fear of losing u.
    filed under Romantic Sms 
  • I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception..
    filed under Insult Sms 
  • Phoolon ki wadi me Chaand ki chandni me Raat k saye me Aap is tarha soye’n K Aapki aankhon me Jo b khwab aaye Apki aankh khulny Sy pehly Wo tabeer hojae Gud night
    filed under Hindi Sms 
  • teacher sabse garam chez kia he stud: jalta howa bulb tech: shabash woh kese stud: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi
    filed under Jokes Sms 
  • Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho..
    filed under Funny Sms 
  • I saw u on a road, U look so beautiful. U walk as a divine. When i see u, a sweet song blows in my heart. WHO LETS THE DOG OUT.
    filed under Flirt Sms 
  • In everything u do have a purpose,prepare to pursue ur purpose with a prayer,ask 4 guidance,protection and direction.Give thanks 2 answered prayers,have faith in your ability 2 succeed,be positive and never look back.If u keep all this in ur mind u wont wrong.
    filed under Good Luck Sms 
  • In life, we have a lot to lose and very little 2 choose..Whenever u get a chance 2 choose, do it wisely n see that U R never gonna lose wat U choose!
    filed under Romantic Sms 

Famous Poems

Famous Jokes

  • Two blond guys were sitting around talking. After awhile, first blond
    looks at the second blonde and says, "Hey, you want to go up for a ride in
    my airplane?"

    The second guy says, "Wow, you have an airplane? Let's go!"

    So they go for a tour around the city in the plane. Eventually they run
    low on fuel and need to land. The blond pilot starts circling around
    looking for a place to land. He sees an airstrip close by. He says his new
    buddy along for th...

    filed under Blondes Jokes 
  • Como ba�arse como una mujer:

    1. Te quitas la ropa y la colocas en la cesta de la ropa sucia seg�n la tonalidad de los colores.
    2. Caminas hacia el ba�o con tu bata de ba�o. Si ves a tu novio/marido en el camino, te tapas bien el cuerpo y sales corriendo hacia el ba�o.
    3. Te paras frente al espejo y detallas tu f�sico. Sacas la barriga para poder quejarte m�s de lo gorda que est�s.
    4. Te metes en la ba�era. Buscas el pa�ito para la cara, el pa�it...

    filed under Other Jokes 
  • 8. Thou shalt spell thy words correctly when ever possible.

    filed under Top Lists jokes 
  • Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he writes in his notebook. "But I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero replies."Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were,...

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  • Have you driven a Ford lately?

    Yeh, that's why I drive a Chevy!

    filed under Other Jokes 
  • Michael Jackson and Dennis Rodman where on sinking ship. Who was saved.

    The music world and the NBA.

    filed under Celebrities Jokes 
  • For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to the seance parlor of Madame Freda. "Milty, she's a real gypsy, and she brings the voices of the dead from the other world. We all talk to them! Last week, I talked with my mother, may she rest in peace.

    Milty, for twenty dollars you can talk to your zayde (grandfather) who you misses so much!"

    Milton Pitzel could not resist her appeal. At the very next seance at Madam Freda's Seance Parlor, Milty sat under th...

    filed under Other Jokes 
  • A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting hammered. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?"The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain." "So what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer. "Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket 'bout full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket.""Oka...

    filed under Rednecks Jokes 
  • Grandpa and his grandson were sitting reading when she asked,"Did God make you, Grandpa?""Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.A few minutes later, the little boy asked him, "Did God make me too?""Yes, He did," the older man answered.For a few minutes, the little boy seemed to be studying his grandpa, as well as his own reflection in the mirror, while his grandfather wondered what was running through his mind. At last he spoke up."You know, Grandpa," he said, "God's doing a lot better ...

    filed under Other Jokes 
  • HER SIDE OF THE STORY

    My husband was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a cafe for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised but he didn't say anything about it. I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but I could tell there was something wrong.

    The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off to someplace intimate so we could talk mor...

    filed under Relationships Jokes